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Conspire Against the Odds

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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edloosechange:

holysheerios:

ktisthecoolest:

holysheerios:

I have dedicated a lot of my time to this man and I am not ashamed

I guess his audition for Annie didn’t go too well…

I think it went superbly

Annie hit puberty faster than other girls
scotianostra:

So we need nuclear bombs in Scotland…………….

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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